Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.