Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...