What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...