Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...