It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...