Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.