Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...