White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!