Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...