Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75