Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...