Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...