Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...