Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...