What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....