People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...