They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...