Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...