Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...