The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...