Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...