Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...