Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
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Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
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A drunk orders himself a beer
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Try to grow chickens
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Glossary of music terms
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He’s drunk at the bar
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NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....