Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...