M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...