Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT