Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...