Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...