The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...