The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...