The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...