An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.