Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...