The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...