Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
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Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Celebrating Blondes
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How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
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What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Turn back your car odometer
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