The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!