How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...