Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...