What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...