Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Tips on Love by Kids!
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...