What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
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The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
yo mama so old… tits
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Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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I’ll tell them slowly
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Which day does a fish hate?
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2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...