Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...