cross a worm and an elephant
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The divorce!
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Undocumented Windows Errors
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A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
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The elephant’s trunk transplant
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Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
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No Jobs.
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King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...