Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...