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The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Tee Shirt Lines
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Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Perfect Day
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The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...