What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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A snail with a housing problem!
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Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...