Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Kermit the Frog
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