Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!