Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!