yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...